Rik Mayall

Rick / Richie Rich / Richard Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Richie Richard / Richard Twat (archive footage)

Adrian Edmondson

Vyvyan / Eddie Catflap / Sir Adrian Dangerous / Dreamy Time Escort / Eddie Hitler / Eddie Ndingombaba (archive footage)

Alexei Sayle

Billy Balowski / Jerzei Balowski / Brian Damage (archive footage)

Andy de la Tour

Chief Inspector Grobbelaar (archive footage)

Anne Nolan

Herself (archive footage)

Ben Elton

Baz (archive footage)

Christopher Ryan

Mike the Cool Person / Dave Hedgehog (archive footage)

Fenella Fielding

Mrs. Foxfur (archive footage)

Gareth Marks

Receptionist (archive footage)

Hank Marvin

Himself (archive footage)

Helen Lederer

Lady Natasha, Third Viscountess of Moldavia (archive footage)

John Abbott

Mormon (archive footage)

John Bird

Father (archive footage)

John Wells

Doctor (archive footage)

Jonathan Stratt

Constable Jones (archive footage)